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Much like Buddy, these Elf Poop Cookies are peppermint flavoured and packed with sprinkles, chocolate, and of course, sugar!

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We grew up believing that the life of one of Santa’s Elves had to be the best life possible! They get to build and play with toys every day. They get to eat as many candy canes as they want, which is why these cookies taste like peppermint! And, above all else, their best friend is Santa Claus!

I swear, Dear Reader, I would totally be one of Santa’s Elves if it were a feasible and lucrative career option. I’m just not sure how my size 14 feet would look in those narrow pointy shoes!

Elf Poop Cookies

Every single Christmas Eve without fail, we all change into our matching Christmas pajamas, pile a plate full of snacks and grab a comfy spot on the couch. We watch the Elf movie first, followed by either It’s a Wonderful Life, Miracle on 34th Street, or the original A Christmas Carol.

The Elf movie has been a tradition since McKenna was just a toddler. The movie was released the same year she was born! Even now that she’s almost 17, the tradition continues.

Elf Poop Cookies

Christmas traditions are important, whether you celebrate it with your family, your friends, or if it’s just you and your fur babies. I know a few people who like to celebrate Christmas Eve alone and have traditions that they carry out by themselves because it’s important to them. What are your traditions? We have several and you can read all about them in our Annual Christmas Posts.

Maybe this year, I’ll make another batch of these Elf Poop Cookies and serve them warm from the oven as a part of our Christmas Eve spread!

Elf Poop Cookies

If you want to make substitutions, read this:

Baking is a science, Dear Reader, so I’m afraid you don’t have many options when it comes to substitutions in this recipe. Ingredients like flour, baking soda and baking powder, butter, and eggs, have all been tested to get a proper looking and tasting cookie. If you change those measurements, the results won’t be the same.

Here are the few changes you can make. First, if you don’t care for peppermint, you can leave that out and add either vanilla, almond, or coconut extract in its place. Although, I still stand by the notion that Elf Poop tastes like peppermint!

Secondly, you can leave the chocolate chips out, but if you do, we can’t be friends. Don’t increase the amount of chocolate chips or your cookie will be too heavy to rise in the oven.

Lastly, if you want to lower the amount of sugar in this cookie, you can certainly do so, but don’t lower it to less than 3/4 of a cup. If you do, the cookie will taste too salty and a little too much like baked flour – gross!

My name is Lord Byron and I’m a Sprinkle-holic!

I’m not trying to make light of Alcoholics Anonymous, but in truth, I do have a sprinkle problem, which I have openly discussed here at Lord Byron’s Kitchen before.

Let me start by saying that I am not paid or endorsed by Sweetopolita in any way to promote the product, but it is the best damn sprinkle product I’ve ever used. I order them online, but you can also find some of the collection at Winners, HomeSense, and Bulk Barn.

Sweetapolita is in Canada, and I’m not sure if they deliver to the United States, but it looks like state-side, Fancy Sprinkles stocks very similar mixes and themes.  Listen, I know that shopping for sprinkles online might seem a little over the top, but I’ve never once pretended to shy away from pretty things!


Let’s put all of our sprinkles and substitutions talk aside and bring this post to a close. I know the name is vulgar, but these Elf Poop Cookies are meant to be whimsical and fun. And, if we can’t put aside our differences and relax a little at Christmastime, then when can we!?

Get the kids to help you with these. If you don’t have kids, then borrow some from your siblings, your neighbours, or your workmates. They will thank you – trust me! And, good news, you get to give them back as soon as the cookies are done. Everyone wins!

You can find all of my Christmas recipes on my Christmas archives page here: Christmas Recipes This is where you’ll find all of the recipes in this series as they become available. And, just in case you’re impatient, you can always refer back to last year’s 24 Cookies of Christmas! Click on the image below for a complete list. I’ll see you back here tomorrow with another great cookie from Lord Byron’s 24 Cookies of Christmas series – Volume 2!!

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Elf Poop Cookies

Much like Buddy, these Elf Poop Cookies are peppermint flavoured and packed with sprinkles, chocolate, and of course, sugar!
Course Dessert
Cuisine North American
Prep Time 10 minutes
Cook Time 15 minutes
Total Time 17 minutes
Servings 36
Calories 153kcal
Author Lord Byron’s Kitchen


  • cup sugar
  • 1 cup butter, softened
  • 2 large eggs
  • 2 teaspoons peppermint extract (can be substituted with vanilla extract)
  • 1 teaspoon baking soda
  • ½ teaspoon baking powder
  • cups all purpose flour
  • ½ teaspoon salt
  • 1 cup candy sprinkles
  • 1 cup mini chocolate chips


  • Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper or a silicone baking mat. Set aside.
  • In the bowl of a stand mixer, cream together the butter and sugar until light and fluffy.
  • Add the eggs and beat into the mixture.
  • Next, beat in the peppermint extract.
  • Add the flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt. On low speed, beat the dry ingredients into the butter and egg mixture.
  • Next, stir in 1/2 cup of the candy sprinkles and all of the mini chocolate chips.
  • Use a small cookie scoop to portion the cookie dough into 1 1/2 tablespoon sized mounds. Gently roll the tops of the cookie dough mounds into the remaining sprinkles.
  • Place onto the prepared baking sheet and bake for exactly 15 minutes. Remove the cookies from the oven and allow to cool for a few minutes before transferring to a wire cooling rack to finish cooling.


Calories: 153kcal | Carbohydrates: 21g | Protein: 2g | Fat: 7g | Saturated Fat: 4g | Cholesterol: 26mg | Sodium: 116mg | Potassium: 21mg | Fiber: 1g | Sugar: 14g | Vitamin A: 186IU | Vitamin C: 1mg | Calcium: 13mg | Iron: 1mg

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  1. Lord Byron Thank You!! I made these cookies with my grandson at Christmas not only did he love the cookie the name brought a lot of giggles. We did not use the peppermint and we were not disappointed. My grandson Ryu loves the cookie so much I am sending the sprinkles and recipe to him and his sister in California and changing for each Holiday for example; Leprechaun Poop Cookies, Easter Bunny Poop. Thank you so much for making this Amma number #1!!
    1. Thank you, Tamera. That's such a great idea! Who wouldn't love a shipment of sprinkles for every occasion? :)

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